Dr. Doom’s Squirrelish Defeat

January 31, 2008 at 11:11 am (Comics, Weapons of Mass Enjoyment)

In the previous post, I did some research of some comic book characters, and yes, in a Squirrel Girl comic, Dr. Doom was defeated by an army of squirrels. I’ll just let that sink in for a second. WHile it sinks, here is a picture to confirm my statement.

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Top Ten Superheros That Will Probably Never Get A Movie

January 31, 2008 at 11:08 am (Comics, Movies, Top Ten)

  

  1. Squirrel Girl-Somehow, she defeated Dr. Doom, either he really needs to rethink his career, or get some pest control.
  2. Aquaman
  3. Bibleman
  4. Ant-man
  5. Jubilee
  6. Elongated Man
  7. The Mulitple Man
  8. The Flaming Carrot
  9. Captain Marvel
  10. Green Lantern

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Scrubs-Girl’s Name Compilation

January 31, 2008 at 8:00 am (Television, Video)

 

Here are some of the funniest moments from Scrubs…in Youtube form! Hopefully they’ll work. THis is also kinda preparation for when I get my DSL started.

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The Office Quotes 1

January 30, 2008 at 4:30 pm (Quotes, Television)

 

The Office has some great dialogue, and here is some of it’s best examples, just from the first 3 episodes.

Michael: WHAZZUP!?
Jim: Whazzup…I still love that, after seven years…

Michael: [concerning the downsizing] Am I going to tell them? No, I’m not going to tell them. I don’t see the point of that. As a doctor, you would not tell a patient if they had cancer.

Michael: People I respect, heroes of mine, would be: Bob Hope, um, Abraham Lincoln, definitely, Bono…uh, and probably God would be the fourth one. And, I just think all those people really, uh, helped the world in so many ways, that it’s, um, it’s really beyond words. It’s really “incalculcable.”

Mr. Brown: At Diversity Today, we believe it’s very easy to be a hero. All you need are honesty, empathy, respect, and open-mindedness.
Dwight: Ah, excuse me? I’m sorry, but that’s not all it takes to be a hero.
Mr. Brown: Great, well, what is a hero to you?
Dwight: A hero kills people, people that wish him harm. A hero is part human and part supernatural. A hero is born out of a childhood trauma, or out of a disaster, that must be avenged.
Mr. Brown: Uh, you’re thinking of a superhero.
Dwight: We all have a hero in our heart.

Michael: [after role-playing exercise] You’ll notice I didn’t have anybody being Arab. I thought that would be too explosive…no pun intended. But I just thought, ‘too soon’ for Arabs. Maybe next year. The ball’s in their court.

Michael: Abraham Lincoln once said that “If you are a racist, I will attack you with the North,” and those are the principles I carry with me in the workplace.
Kevin: [to Angela who is role-playing as a Jamaican] Do you wanna go to the beach?
Angela: Sure.
Kevin: Do you wanna get high?
Angela: No.
Kevin: I think you do…mon.
Michael: [after the role-playing exercise] Man, I should’ve gotten some food.
Kevin: [still role-playing as an Italian] Maybe some spaghetti.
Michael: Okay, Kevin, you can take off that thing. That would really, really show him up, wouldn’t it? If I brought in some burritos or some colored greens or some pad thai. I love pad thai.
Stanley: It’s “collard greens.”
Michael: What?
Stanley: It’s “collard greens.”
Michael: No, that doesn’t really make any sense. Because you don’t call them “collared” people. That’s offensive.
Michael: You know what, here’s what we’re going to do. Let’s go around and everybody, everybody, name a race you are attracted to sexually. I will go last. (Dwight raises his hand) Go!
Dwight: I have two. White and Indian.
(Kelly, who is Indian, is sitting next to him and gives a shocked expression)
Michael: I regret my actions. I regret offending my co-workers. I pledge to bring my best spirit of honesty, empathy, respect, and openmindedness…openmindedness, is that a word? Um…into the workplace. In this way, I can truly be a hero. Signed (holds up the paper) Daffy Duck. (laughs) He’s gonna lose it when he reads that.
Dwight: Count Choculitus.
Jim: [whistles] Sounds serious.
Dwight: Why did you write that Jim? Is it because you know I love Count Chocula?
Jim: Do you?
Dwight [Reading suggestions for health-care coverage]: Who thought of this one? Anal fissures.
Kevin: That’s a real thing.
Dwight: Yeah, but no one here has it.
Kevin: [quietly] Someone has it.
Dwight: In the wild, there is no health care. In the wild, health care is, ‘Ow, I hurt my leg. I can’t run. A lion eats me. I’m dead.’ Well, I’m not dead. I’m the lion. You’re dead. 
Dwight: Through concentration, I can raise and lower my cholesterol at will.
Pam: Why would you want to raise your cholesterol?
Dwight: So I can lower it. 
Jim: (talking head) Right now this is just a job. If I advance any higher in this company, this would be my career. And, uh, if this were my career, I’d have to throw myself in front of a train.

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The Game Has Just Begun

January 30, 2008 at 4:16 pm (Video Games)

At a recent gaming event, it was confirmed that there will be a game based on the semi-popular Saw movies, which is currently on Saw 15? Isn’t it? Anyway, the game has no confirmed platforms, and has been set for a release next year in October. You can be sure you won’t be able to find the review of this sure-to-flop game here any time soon.

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The Managers

January 29, 2008 at 8:48 pm (Movies)

I really think there should be a movie about football managers. Probably a comedy. Think about it, that aspect has never really been explored. And I myself was a manager for my high school football team, a good one at that. There’s plenty to make a good, funny, solid movie off of. DS can back me up here. I really hope somebody does this one day, and pays me some of the royalties.

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Top Ten Television Shows

January 29, 2008 at 4:23 pm (Television, Top Ten)

 

 

 

  1. Monk-I can always count on this show, and it continues to make me smile.
  2. Heroes-Possibly the best and most epic sci-fi action shows on right now, it is pure nerdy adrenaline.
  3. Mythbusters-Educational fun.
  4. My Name is Earl-A great show with a positive message.
  5. The Office-Hilarious show with smart humor. 
  6. Scrubs-Pure hillarity, with good messages.
  7. Chuck-Smart, action-packed, espionage with a geniunely funny twist. 
  8. Psych-A hillarious, clever, and smart show that comes on after Monk.
  9. The Simpsons-A classic.
  10. Ninja Warrior- A japanese game show that entertains.

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Heroes Fan Fiction-Initiation

January 29, 2008 at 3:52 pm (Fan Fiction, Television)

 

These are little mini-fan-episodes I’ll start writing describing what could have happened at certain times in the series.

As Noah pulled the black 1979 Cadillac into the alley a couple of blocks from the target house, he had a flurry of emotions running through him. What am I doing in this Company? How will this affect my family? Who are these people I’ve been sent to meet? He walked through the street past all of the apartments, as non-chalantly as possible, eventually reaching the house. “The Petrellis, this is it.” He walked up to the front door, but before knocking he though of what he was about to do. Posing as a salesman, kidnapping their son, and running experiments, on an infant! He shook off the thoughts, and knocked on the door. A middle-aged woman came to the door, awfully inquisitive of his purposes. “Get out, I know what you’re here for, and you’ve already done enough to this family, now leave!” she said in her forceful-yet still small voice. Noah signaled with his left hand, and his partner struck. Claude, the invisible man, used his power and sneaked out of his earlier hiding position. He grabbed a hold of young Nathan, but before he could get out, he has a fight on his hands with Dallas, who quickly wrestled Nathan out of Claude’s hands. Noah panicked, not knowing what to do, took Claude by the shoulder and got him to invisibly get them out of there. He wasn’t sure what his future held, but he knew if it was anything like that, he didn’t know if he could take it too long, or if he did, he would need time and experience.

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Guitar Hero On Tour?

January 29, 2008 at 7:07 am (Video Games)

 

Activision has confirmed plans for a new Guitar Hero game, but most likely, it is headed for the DS. They had originally confirmed that the Guitar Hero franchise would be coming to both of Nintendo’s platforms, but until now, there has been no word of a DS installment. Now it is likely that Guitar Hero On Tour will be heading to the DS soon. It is said it will use a guitar attachment, but I think it would be fine, and fun, with the touch controls. Let me know what you think.

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May the Force be With You!

January 28, 2008 at 4:59 pm (Video Games)

The newest and much-hyped Star Wars game, Star Wars: The Force Unleashed, will be hitting store shelves on a sooner-than-expected release date. The game is now set for an April 1st, 2008 release, and hopefully, there will be no further delays.

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