Top Ten Things You Shouldn’t Serve at the Prom
As you may know from James’ site, I will be serving for my school’s prom tonight, and I continuously think about Micheal Caine, being Alfred on Batman. Anyway, I thought I would do a post to correspond with these duties (laughs) and tell you the top ten things you probably shouldn’t serve at the Prom.
- Sarcastic Remarks when someone rudely asks for something when you’re serving something. The Nazi Salute is especially inappropriate (but funny).
- Advice. Noone cares if you think that they should have came to the Prom with someone else.
- Any Micheal Caine reference.
- Saliva
- Free Copies of The Trojan Informer to people who didn’t buy them earlier.
- Little Cards with my site’s URL on it, wait, that it a good idea.
- Little Cards with James’ site’s URL on it, that’s a horrible idea.
- A Free Musical Tribute
- A Free Bootleg copy of the movie Prom Night, funny in concept, bad in practice.
- Little Umbrellas in the Drinks. It’s not always that festive.
nolanator said,
April 18, 2008 at 4:41 pm
I think you should spike the punch.
nolanator said,
April 18, 2008 at 4:41 pm
Just kidding
dragonshensei said,
April 18, 2008 at 4:44 pm
That’s going a little too far. Do harmless stuff. That right there could mess up a person or worse, kill them.
nolanator said,
April 18, 2008 at 4:59 pm
Y’all’s prom is late in the year. Ours was the third week of March.
The James said,
April 18, 2008 at 5:13 pm
Free Copies of The Trojan Informer to people who didn’t buy them earlier.
- Who said anything about free? CHARGE THOSE IDIOTS DOUBLE!
Little Cards with my site’s URL on it, wait, that it a good idea.
Little Cards with James’ site’s URL on it, that’s a horrible idea.
(got those backwards there buddy!)
I confess, I admire you. I for one could never serve some of those “people”. I mean think about it, MOLLY IS GONNA BE THERE! YOU GOTTA SERVE MOLLY! I would definitely break rule #4!
dragonshensei said,
April 18, 2008 at 6:02 pm
You guys are both wrong. It should have my site’s URL!
nolanator said,
April 18, 2008 at 6:10 pm
What about my URL? Wait, that’s a bad idea. Never mind.
dragonshensei said,
April 18, 2008 at 6:15 pm
When you get DSL. Then you can be a candidate.
nolanator said,
April 18, 2008 at 6:30 pm
Well, I’ll let you know when that is. Probably around never.
earl said,
April 18, 2008 at 8:34 pm
It actually turned out well. I think I did well and even got to talk to her.
dragonshensei said,
April 18, 2008 at 8:35 pm
Tell tell tell!
earl said,
April 18, 2008 at 8:41 pm
Well, we were busy a majority of the time, but sometimes I flashed a smile, gave that big wide-eyed “Woa” look with my eyes that she does so well, I cracked a few jokes every now and then about my customers, and one time played Mr. Heroic and warned her about some broken glass on the floor. We talked a little, and I talked to some other friends who were actually at the prom.
The James said,
April 18, 2008 at 8:44 pm
You did not have to put up with Molly (Aka Pure Evil) did you? She was there.
earl said,
April 18, 2008 at 8:45 pm
I didn’t see her.
The James said,
April 18, 2008 at 8:48 pm
DUDE!!! DS just committed blogiside! He said he was gonna and I was trying to write a comment to talk him out of it the “poof” It’s gone! Why would he do something so stupid? (I hope he backed it up) Argh!!! Why did I have to open my big mouth! I should have seen this coming!
The James said,
April 18, 2008 at 8:51 pm
uh…false alarm…it’s still alive…
earl said,
April 18, 2008 at 8:51 pm
No, it’s still alive.
The James said,
April 18, 2008 at 9:03 pm
dude…new look…groovy…
The James said,
April 18, 2008 at 9:03 pm
actually, I think this is the old look… hmmm…. you know I don’t know which one I like better…this or the other one.
earl said,
April 18, 2008 at 9:06 pm
I like this one, the older one’s header was kinda trippy.
earl said,
April 18, 2008 at 9:06 pm
This is just a really good theme.
The James said,
April 19, 2008 at 12:05 pm
Yeah, it does look nice.