In Memory of Stanley Kamel/Dr. Kroger

April 10, 2008 at 8:58 pm (Earl Salutes, Television)

You may have heard from the news or from Nolanator’s comment, but the actor Stanley Kamel, most famous for his role on Monk as Dr. Charles Kroger, passed away at his home Tuesday. He suffered from a heart attack and will be missed by his co workers. How Monk will be affected is yet to be determined. He was 65 years of age when he passed. 

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Earl Salutes-The Janitor

January 26, 2008 at 8:55 pm (Earl Salutes, Television)

 

No, I’m not saluting the custodians of the every day work force, I’m saluting the character off of Scrubs, who never fails to deliver classic lines like the ones below and still torment J.D.. The Janitor is a hillarious character, and is still yet to have a name. He has several inventions like the hovering vacuum, and knife-wrench. He is a hillarious yet mysterious character, and one I enjoy watching on Scrubs. So to the Janitor, I salute you!

J.D.: [to the Janitor] You’re an actor!
Janitor: You’re a fireman! What are we doing?
J.D.: Game over, “Klaus”; I saw you in The Fugitive.
Janitor: Ohhh, yeah, yeah. I was in a Harrison Ford movie, but, y’know what, I chose this life instead ‘cuz it’s a little more glamorous.
Dr. Kelso: [to Janitor, walking past] Hey champ, there’s some vomit on the back steps with your name on it.
Janitor: [nods] Well, that’s my cue. Action! [feigns riding mop down hallway and mimes shooting into rooms, music begins playing]
J.D.: Cut! [music stops]
Dr. Cox: I can’t believe Kelso really asked my opinion, y’know?
Janitor: If I wanted to listen to someone yap on about their problems, I’d be at my AA meeting.
Dr. Cox: It just so happens that this was the only empty seat in the whole joint. Besides, as a fellow abusive drinker you are duty bound by bar stool protocol to listen to every last word that comes out of my mouth.
Janitor: [beat] Go.
Janitor: For three years I’ve been watching you pine after Blonde Doctor, and I gotta tell you, everyone is sick of it — “Will they? Won’t they? Looks like they’re going to! Oooh, the last second, something might– oooh oooh oooh!” Come on! Enough already! I mean, you guys aren’t exactly Ross and Rachel!
J.D.: Who?
Janitor: [pointing to a young couple] Dr. Ross, and Rachel from Bookkeeping.

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Earl Salutes-The Three Stooges

January 14, 2008 at 11:01 pm (Earl Salutes, Television)

 

One of the greatest television short series of all time is without a doubt The Three Stooges, anyone who disagrees with me is wrong. Flat out, that’s the truth, you are wrong. It should be listed in the science books under a list of things that are impossible as “Not laughing at The Three Stooges.” There have several iterations of this comedy trio of the millenium, including random combinations of Moe Howard, Curly Howard, Larry Fine, Shemp Howard, Joe Besser, Curly Joe DeRita, and Emil Sitka, the most famous combination being Moe, Larry, and Curly. All of the stooges are deceased, and are sorely missed. They have appeared in multiple media, from Scooby Doo to the classic 30 minute shorts. There is a museum in the United States dedicated to The Three Stooges, and there will be a movie made by The Farelly Brothers in 2009. And I am just going to say it now, they better not mess it up. I promise, if they do, I will boycott that movie. OK, maybe I won’t but I will badmouth it like they’ve never been badmouthed before! These few men more than defined slapstick, and will forever be known by myself and my family. I love this trio, and I salute them.  

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