Happy Easter & My Beta Absence

March 22, 2008 at 4:06 pm (Video, Weapons of Mass Enjoyment)

In honor of Easter, here is a great music video filled with Easter-Eggs from Insomniac, one of my favorite Developers. Other than that, it has nothing to do with Easter. However, I will be leaving for the a Convention Monday Morning, will be busy with Easter tomorrow, and will probably not be able to post until Wednesday. However, feel free to comment while I’m gone, I may be able to sneak into Radioshack and use their computers so I can read your great comments!



  1. Colt, who destroyed you at Brawl, said,

    OH HAI EARL & PPL @ RADIOSHACK!!!1!11! Just thought I’d comment while I’m not Brawling (SNL & TalkShow are on).

    Alright, so I’m at GameStop today browsing for cheap DS games-because I’m stingy-and this dude and his kid are there, too. The former asks me if some game I’d never heard of was good. I told him that, as I just stated, I didn’t know. Anywho, his kid later turns around and sees the boxes of whatever they bothered to title the sequel to Pokémon Mystery Dungeon and says something to the effect of “ZOMG! This is out already?” (My spellcheck thinks “Pokémon” isn’t a word. Retard.) My shoulder angel wanted to denounce its crapitude, but my devil wanted to recommend it while laughing maniacally. They compromised and I did neither, only informing him that it was just for pre-order. He responded, surprisingly, with disappointment instead of relief. But it wasn’t all bad-he seemed interested in Call of Duty 4. I didn’t stick around to see if he made any other poor choices, but something tells me it’s probable.

    Every time I go to Florence I get another anecdote to tell. If you want to avoid L’ing OL in public at GameStop, here’s a map of where the dung beetle’s favorite game is.

    | Wii \ Adrian (the cashier, / DS games Wii Games door
    door \ read the receipts) / Halo X$X||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||| 3|
    | X360—————————– Swag 6|
    | |||||||||||| |||||||||||| 0|
    | games|
    | PS3 ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||| |
    | PSP games, PS3 games, & other Sony crap I don’t care about |
    ||||||||||||| = aisles X$X = it

    Whoa. I just made an ASCII map of GameStop. I’m awesome.

    I just saw a commercial for a Tina Fey movie where John Hodgman (PC) is a doctor.

    Hey! Come to think of it, the one in the mall had pre-order boxes, too! But I’m not about to make a map of it. I’ll just tell you that in order to see it and bellow “DO NOT WANT!”, all you have to do is enter the store in about the middle of the entryway, stop about halfway to the register, turn 180º, and look slightly to the left.

    Is it really that important that I explain to you the location of every copy of Satan’s software? Hmm… no, but that’s just how I roll.

    Does anyone know where I can get a plastic assault rifle the right size to fit in a 6-inch-tall stuffed Meowth’s hands? (Not a word? HA!)

    I’ll send you guys mah Horton! revyoo just as soon as I can pry myself away from SSBB… which might take a while. If you still need it.

    Remind me to teach my spellcheck the proper spelling of every fictional character I give a crap about. Or at least those of all the Pokémans known to man [or 6-year-olds (and me)].

    Well, that’s all the leetness I can unload on you all right now. Kthxbai!

  2. Colt, who destroyed you at Brawl, said,

    Crap-I had a feeling the map would break… Just paste it into the comment box to see it as it was meant to be. What’s that? 1 AM? ZOMG! I should probably sleep sometime… nah.

  3. Colt, who destroyed you at Brawl, said,

    OK, this is srsly the LAST COMMENT of the day. Unless I comment before 12 AM rolls around again, because it’s technically tomorrow. Lawls. I really need to unplug mah Mac now so I can use it as a Styx boombox. I wonder what tomorrow has in mind for me, or if I’m even in its mind at all… Perhaps I’ll get a chance to look ahead and see, soon as I find myself a crystal ball…

  4. The James said,

    lol, I love it when you post random stuff like this, colt. You need to make a blog full of this!

  5. dragonshensei said,

    This guy can’t sing to save his life.

  6. dragonshensei said,

    He also wouldn’t make it far on American Idol.

  7. The James said,

    lol…that clip is funny

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