Wait, If He’s the Last Man On Earth…
If you haven’t seen the movie I Am Legend, turn off the air conditioning under than rock of yours and check it out. The movie follows Robert Neville’s pursuit of (happyness) survival as the last man on earth. He pursued this sometimes the ol’ American way. WIth weapons. One of his main weapons in the movie, M4 Rifle, is now on sale in England…for $9000. If you’re that big of a fan of the movie, I say more power to you. Go ahead, buy it, and yell at your friend Fred and threaten to shoot him if he isn’t real. Here’s the link to the sale page.
JediGym
Who knew that there was a gym for all the old, out of shape characters of Star Wars?
What’s-Up-With-That!
I know, the title’s pretty lame, but I can’t really think of a better way to express my…Shock, disappointment, and outrage at the gaming media for Grand Theft Auto 4’s perfect scores across the board. Even Gamespot, notoriously tough-to-perfect critic, gave the game the site’s 5th 10 ever. The game might really be that good, I’ve just never been a fan of the series, and I guess I’m biased. However, a game that shoots down cops and pulls over prostitutes for “business” just doesn’t seem like it could be a perfect game, beating out great titles like Twilight Princess and Ratchet and Clank 3, both of which I think deserve perfect scores from all gaming reviewers. (However, both did receive a 10 from Game Informer.)
The Dark Knight Solo Posters
Here are some new awesome posters of a few of the bigger characters from the new Batman flick, The Dark Knight, courtesy of IGN and Yahoo Movies.
By the way, this just so happens to be my 250th post, what a great way to celebrate.
Monk’s Homeless?
A pretty good movie if you ever get a chance to watch it on TV is Life or Something Like it, where a woman is told by a “prophet” (Tony Shalhoub, Monk) that she only has a certain frame of time to live. I’m a huge fan of Monk, and thought it was hillarious seeing Tony Shalhoub outside of his Monk persona in this movie. Enjoy these clips of him in the movie. This video actually came from one of my subsricebers.
Monk Season 6 DVD Cover
Another Monk DVD to add to my collection, Monk: Season 6, including the episodes:
- Mr. Monk and his Biggest Fan
- Mr. Monk and the Rapper
- Mr. Monk and the Naked Man
- Mr. Monk and the Bad Girlfriend
- Mr. Monk Birds and the Birds and the Bees
- Mr. Monk and the Buried Treasure
- Mr. Monk and the Daredevil
- Mr. Monk and the Wrong Man
- Mr. Monk is up All Night
- Mr. Monk and the Man Who Shot Santa Claus
- Mr. Monk Joins a Cult
- Mr. Monk Goes to the Bank
- Mr. Monk and the Three Julies
- Mr. Monk Paints his Masterpiece
- Mr. Monk is On the Run Parts 1 and 2


Scrubs Love Train
This is a clip from the most recent episode of Scrubs about the efficiency of Love Trains.
New The Dark Knight Poster
This movie keeps looking better and better. The Dark Knight, starring the late Heath Ledger, Christian Bale, and MORGAN FREEMAN, has released a new poster which you can see below. The movie releases on July 18, 2008.
My Name is Earl Shirts
Here are some great shirts based on the show My Name is Earl I found on the now sacred site Amazon.
Everything Poops
You may find this funny, you may not. I personally did. It’s one of those things you just can’t describe.
Rock Band Name Maker
This is a neat little site I found where you can type in any word like your name, and it give you your Rock Band’s name. I typed in my name, and here are some of the results I got:
- Abstract Earl
- Earl Of The Mercury
- Crusty Earl
- Earl Point And The Glorious Shakedown
- Quivering Earl And The Agenda
Sanford and Son Theme (Scrubs Style)
Here is the theme to the classic sitcom Sanford and Son, along with a version from Turk and JD on Scrubs, and since I found it, a clip of JD and Turk hitting the club.
Top Ten Things that will Make Anybody Automatically Cool
Here is list, mainly inspired by mine and DS’s conversations, of the top ten things that will instantly make you cool. (James, take notes.)
- Sunglasses
- The Smart Hat a.k.a Beret
- Facial Hair
- The Locker Prop, or any other prop on any object. It worked for the Fonz!
- Sanford and Son (helps if in T Shirt form)
- Any Conversation involving Morgan Freeman
- Talking about this site
- Vintage or Funny T Shirts. Long sleeved is automatically unfunny.
- Band shirts, support the music!
- Locker buddy
The Chronicles of Narnia 2: Prince Caspian Trailer
Here is the new trailer released for the upcoming movie, The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian. I used to be ehhish about it, but thanks to this, I now have to go see it. Thanks a lot Disney.
The Curse of 27
You may have watched the Jim Carrey thriller a couple of years ago, entitled “The Number 23”. I have recently noticed I have been being followed, except by the number 27! My birthday is on the 27th of this month, James is on the 27th of November, my 8th Grade Math Teacher’s Birthday was on the 27th, Ulysess S. Grant and I share a Birthday, it is believed that Jesus Christ was baptized on the 27th. Multiple times in the day I come across the number 27, and it’s starting to get a little scary. I think I’m being stalked by this number. James, back me up here!