Top Ten Things that will Make Anybody Automatically Cool

April 23, 2008 at 3:25 pm (Top Ten, Weapons of Mass Enjoyment)


Here is list, mainly inspired by mine and DS’s conversations, of the top ten things that will instantly make you cool. (James, take notes.)


  1. Sunglasses
  2. The Smart Hat a.k.a Beret
  3. Facial Hair
  4. The Locker Prop, or any other prop on any object. It worked for the Fonz!
  5. Sanford and Son (helps if in T Shirt form)
  6. Any Conversation involving Morgan Freeman
  7. Talking about this site
  8. Vintage or Funny T Shirts. Long sleeved is automatically unfunny.
  9. Band shirts, support the music!
  10. Locker buddy




  1. twisted dragonshensei said,

    1-3 true. The rest you don’t know what the crap your talking about. You don’t know cool if you were stranded at the North Pole.

  2. earl said,

    Morgan Freeman’s awesome!

  3. earl said,

    That was kinda the point of the post.

  4. The James said,

    1. Oh, yeah
    2. I agree
    3. ….I wish I had a moustashe
    4. gp
    5. meh
    6. meh
    7. you mean my site
    8. I AGREE!
    9. depends on the band
    10.are you serious?

    you forgot the best one of all…..A BRITTISH ACCENT!

  5. earl said,

    Oh yeah I totally forgot that.

  6. Colt, who destroyed you at Brawl, said,

    What? Long sleeves unfunny? What’m I supposed to do during winter?

  7. earl said,

    It’s cooler in the Summer

  8. earl said,

    It’s cool to freeze

  9. earl said,


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